More Humour...

posted by cx_ed, May 30, 2007 11:52 AM — 3 comments

• Chuck Norris takes photographs in CMYK.

• Chuck Norris' photographs are all resolution independent.

• Chuck Norris' flash can melt aluminium at a hundred paces.

• The 'Rule of Thirds' does not apply to Chuck Norris.

• When viewing a Chuck Norris photograph the only non-life threatening comment permisable is "Brilliant. Perfect".

• When Chuck Norris takes a picture the entire world freezes while the shutter is open.

• Chuck Norris' photographs come out perfectly, even when the lens cap is still on.

• Chuck Norris' "roundhouse foot" is in every photograph, but it's so fast you can't see it.

• When Chuck Norris takes a photograph of a landscape, the photograph and the landscape itself are copyright to Chuck Norris.

• Every woman is a "10" through Chuck Norris' lens, even if they weren't before.

• It is a good thing most cameras are black, because as Chuck Norris points out "colour is for sissies".

• Chuck Norris' photographic reflexes are so good he can capture an action scene after it's happened.

• Chuck Norris only uses one lens... The Chuck Norris lens, which is capable of microscopic, macro, telephoto, wide angle and fisheye... all at F1.0

• Chuck Norris can take as many photographs as he likes... without a memory card.

• Dust is afraid of Chuck Norris' CCD.

• Chuck Norris does not 'bracket' his shots.

• Women photographed by Chuck Norris become instantly pregnant. Men faint.